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"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94) 10/26/2017 at 15:58 • Filed to: None

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TheHondaBro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:01

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Now there is a comment.

Chariotoflove > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:04

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This is so common here that even the police do it. It’s accepted norm to cross the lanes of traffic near you first, and wait in the middle to cross the second direction when it clears. If someone doing this has stopped your oncoming progress and blocked your lane and you honk at them, they will look at you like you’re crazy.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:07

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/come-on-people-1819393921

CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:07

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Should have gone behind them.

jimz > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:10

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ah, the “Detroit Poke.” see that all the time, especially south of 8 Mile.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 16:17

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finally

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:20

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People like that make me want to drive a gawddamm ex-military H1 with an external cage and a fucking spiked plow on the front.

Choo-Choo muthafucker!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Chariotoflove 10/26/2017 at 16:21

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That happens here too, though not all the time. This wasn’t that.

They just cruised right through the stop sign, hesitated past the first lane, kept going, hesitated again, kept going, just inching more and more into my path. They may have just not seen me at first, but as I got closer they were staring at me like “why is this idiot driving in a perfectly normal manner he’ll kill us all”.

And I’m not in a BMW, so my signals work. You’ll notice that despite that fact I still couldn’t actually turn until I was past the intersection.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/26/2017 at 16:23

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I can handle people getting halfway into the road... IF they aren’t stopping cross traffic.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:24

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yea that particular person had a line of people waiting.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 10/26/2017 at 16:24

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No. At the point where I could have done that, they weren’t far enough out. Most reasonable people would have seen me signalling and hit the brakes, then where would I be?

Besides, I like to go in front so I can stare them down

Chariotoflove > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:24

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Yeah, I saw that.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jimz 10/26/2017 at 16:24

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Blech.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 10/26/2017 at 16:25

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Many times have I wished for forward-facing machine guns and Toyota detectors

Urambo Tauro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:25

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This makes me want to turn extra slowly in front of them so that their impatience is rewarded with even more lost time.

diplodicus > jimz 10/26/2017 at 16:29

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Sometimes they even look at you like you’re the asshole when you don’t let them in.

CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:29

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All good points.

It’s hard to judge from the cam.

I imagine a real slow turn while staring helps.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Urambo Tauro 10/26/2017 at 16:30

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I like to stare them down as I go by, but they’re so oblivious I don’t like to slow down more than necessary. Probably hit me without noticing.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:31

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Literally just had someone do that to me not 10 minutes ago. And my dashcam was off.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 10/26/2017 at 16:31

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Yeah... wide angle give you a big picture, but loses perspective. Oh well.

facw > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 16:32

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I will admit to having done this back in August (except I cut in front of the turning car once I realized it was turning). In my defense they they didn’t have their turn signal on when I made the move. I was expecting to be able to go behind them after they passed through the intersection but then they started slowing down after I was already in the road. Still, not my best driving moment.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/26/2017 at 16:32

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I’m sure dashcams are an active safety feature. Any time I forget to turn mine on stupid goes through the roof

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > facw 10/26/2017 at 16:35

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I hate myself when I do stupid stuff... at least I can console myself with the fact I know I did something stupid

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > diplodicus 10/26/2017 at 16:39

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This was one of those cases

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 17:27

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The most common version of this is people that pass the white line in a left turn lane on a tight 2 wide turn lane.

Like this but the people the people heading right also have a light, but sneak too far into the intersection.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Urambo Tauro 10/26/2017 at 18:55

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I come to DAMN NEAR a stop, stare into their eyes, and shake my head. Negative reinforcement.